i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent
I think the reason why the phrase “I’m not like most girls” annoys me so much is because women have been conditioned to feel like they have to disassociate themselves from the female gender to be recognised as an interesting human being and if that isn’t fucked up then I don’t know what is
- the bible (leviticus 7:58)
- Sylvia Plath (via quitline)
"Angela vs Bath & Body Works Rant - Actual Footage"
i want the 90’s tv show female lead look of thin cotton and hard nipples
Tumblr Teaches History
remember when we had an emu war in Australia and the fucking emus won
- me to me (via gnarly)
I just got home from the bar and I’m really sad and drunk and beautiful and in need of cheap validation I miss dating and kissing and the sharing of interests along with energies and new experiences I love myself but I really just miss having a person it’s so nice just to have a person
*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*
i am truly a fan of the digital age and idc what anyone says, how cool is this period?
- roman era British saying. (via jethroq)