Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
look it’s fine if ur not religious omg it’s 100% ok but once u start telling people that their prayers are worthless, that God isn’t listening, that He is imaginary, that Jesus didn’t exist, that their religious texts are garbage, etc. then you’re a piece of shit shut up
According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
what do you call a dictionary on drugs
If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you
I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better
do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop
beyonces speaking voice is deep and powerful too like i feel like if she were to call me a mothafucka it would resonate down my entire ancestral line and make my first ever primitive ancestor collaspe and erase my entire family tree
*dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*
me: takes iphone pics of pretty things from obscure angles and calls it art, because, well, i can
sir, will you please stop beatboxing and just tell me what you’d like to order
when someone tells you their favorite candy, listen. write it down if you have to. remember it. when you know they’re having a shitty day, buy it for them. be the best human you can be; buy your friends their favorite candy when they really, really need it and don’t even know it.
Anonymous said: have you ever been in love
no i haven’t but when i went to the psychic she said i was going to fall in love with a business man probably in college so WHO KNOWS ~~~~~~~~$@%@$^%U&U