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Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

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look it’s fine if ur not religious omg it’s 100% ok but once u start telling people that their prayers are worthless, that God isn’t listening, that He is imaginary, that Jesus didn’t exist, that their religious texts are garbage, etc. then you’re a piece of shit shut up

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According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.


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what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

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do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop


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beyonces speaking voice is deep and powerful too like i feel like if she were to call me a mothafucka it would resonate down my entire ancestral line and make my first ever primitive ancestor collaspe and erase my entire family tree

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*dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*

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me: takes iphone pics of pretty things from obscure angles and calls it art, because, well, i can

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sir, will you please stop beatboxing and just tell me what you’d like to order

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when someone tells you their favorite candy, listen. write it down if you have to. remember it. when you know they’re having a shitty day, buy it for them. be the best human you can be; buy your friends their favorite candy when they really, really need it and don’t even know it.

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Anonymous said: have you ever been in love


no i haven’t but when i went to the psychic she said i was going to fall in love with a business man probably in college so WHO KNOWS ~~~~~~~~$@%@$^%U&U


greatest weakness:

  • any group of flawed but lovable misfits who make a family with each other

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