1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
what if you were looking at your alarm clock one day and it was 11:59 PM but then it turned to 11:60 PM
these are the thoughts that haunt me at 11:58
- Matt Berninger (via youxth)
- ancient proverb (via thetowndrugdealer)
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.
your tags are supposed to be used to organize your blog but i use mine to release my inner monologue tbh
a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora
It’s their fedaura.
Oh my god…
- Billy Flynn, Chicago (via insufferablebasterds)